Le piece of shit
Bonjour, mes amis de fashion industry.
Imi aduc aminte cu bucurie in suflet de vremea cand eram copil, avem si bani, aveam si dolari, dar si o mie de dusmani.
Intr-o zi, hoinarind prin parc, ma impiedic de o scorbura si tzusti, cazui intr-un poop de caine ce mi se imprima pe spate mai frumos ca un vultur Emporio din cristale Swarovski.
Being awesome and all, am aruncat tricoul imprimat, neavand timp pentru subtilitati, data fiind valoarea mea incontestabila.
Sase luni mai tarziu, primesc in vizita pe draga mea Cici, servim o apa plata light, il mai barfim pe Giorgio si pe Karl, dintr-una in alta, Cici imi povesteste despre noua moda din cluburi, baruri, toalete publice, private sau chiar din scoli: tricoul mega-printat cu insertii swarovski. Ca adepta a kitchismului, a stilului ultra modern, mega elegant, ramane profund impresionata de calitatea designului, de acuratetea executiei, si imi povesteste cum i-a convins pe Domenico si Stefano sa ii vanda acest top minunat numai ei, pentru ca e speciala si unica.
Cici: What a lovely piece, darling!
They: No, that’s just a piece of shit.
Cici: Interesting…
They: That’s not interesting. That’s a piece of shit.
Cici: But it’s lovely.
They: It’s not lovely, it’s a piece of shit.
Cici: You are always so critique about your work, darling. It is a wonderful piece, inspired by the artwork of Dali, it actually tickles me inside. The momentum it builds just by looking so tres chic, it is beautiful.
They: Ok, you are pointlessly right. We love it! You know how we roll. We be keepin’ it chic all the way.
Cici: You are genius! Ahhhh…
They again: We hate to part with this beautiful cubist-like creation, but we have a Q7 to buy.
Cici: Really!!! You are selling this?
They: Unfortunately, we must. Q7s don’t come cheap and we really need one to party like it’s our birthday.
Cici: Wow!!! How much do you charge for this unique piece, that was created in a limited edition, the only one in the world actually. It is priceless.
They: Sure is.
Cici: I will give you 10 dollars. American dolars.
They: Being priceless and all, I’ll have to take 15 + VAT + shipping + additional fees + credit card fees + FPT.
Cici: I will give you. It is so beautiful. All the people in the world will adore me, I’ll wear it in the clubs, will make pictures wearing it in bathrooms, at school, even at grandma’s place, everywhere, and upload it to my Hi5 profile. I will be famous. Because I am special and unique.
They: Good to know. And I actually thought it was just a piece a shit. I’ve found …, ahhh, created it in the park, sorry.
Cici: Oh no, darling. It is marvelous.
They: That’s great.
Cici: Oh, darling, thank you. I’ll take it to the bathroom to take pic in it. Mwuah, mwuah.
They: Awesome.
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